ေနာက္တစ္လံုးပါေသးတယ္
လူဆိုးႏွစ္ဦးသည္ အရာရွိအိမ္တစ္အိမ္ကို ဘံုးခြဲရန္ ကားျဖင့္သြားေနၾကသည္။ ကားေမာင္းေနသူ လူဆိုးက တုန္တုန္ယင္ယင္ျဖင့္
" ဒီမွာသူငယ္ခ်င္း ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႕ အိတ္ထဲက ဗံုးတစ္လံုး မေတာ္တဆေပါက္ကြဲသြားရင္ ေၾကာက္စရာႀကီးေနာ္..."
နေဘးမွာ ထိုင္ေနသူတစ္ဦးက မိမိကိုယ္ကုိ ဂုဏ္ယူဟန္ျဖင့္
" ဒီမွာမပူနဲ႕ အဲဒီဗံုးေပါက္သြားတယ္ဆိုရင္လဲ ကားေနာက္ခန္းထဲမွာ ေနာက္တစ္လံုးရွိေသးတယ္...ကြ" ဟုေျပာေလသတည္း။
ေရနစ္ေနတာပါ
...ေဟ့လူ. ေရမကူးရဘူးလို႕ေရးထားတာ ဘာျဖစ္လို႕ေရကူးေနတာလဲ..
ကၽြန္ေတာ္ေရကူးေနတာမဟုတ္ဘူး... ေရနစ္ေနတာပါ...
ေၾသာ္..ဒါဆိုရင္ ကိစၥမရွိပါဘူး..
ငါလည္းမင္းလိုပဲ
ေမာင္ခ်စ္။ ။ ငါေသသြားရင္ မင္းအိမ္ေထာင္ျပဳအံုးမွာလား?
ဇနီးျဖစ္သူ။ ။ ဟင့္အင္း... ကၽြန္မညီမနဲ႕ပဲေနမွာ...ဒါနဲ႕ ရွင္ေရာကၽြန္မေသသြားရင္ ေနာက္အိမ္ေထာင္ျပဳမွာလား...
ေမာင္ခ်စ္။ ။ ဟင့္အင္း.. ငါလဲမင္းလိုပဲ မင္းညီမနဲ႕ ပဲေနေတာ့မွာေပါ့
Living at Home
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 31st January, 2006
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his career path, so they decided to do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. Then they hid, hoping he would think they weren't at home.
The father told the mother, "If he takes the money, he will be a businessman; if he takes the Bible, he will be a priest; but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."
So the parents took their place in the nearby closet and waited nervously, peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive home.
He saw the note they had left, saying they'd be home later. Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it also. Finally, he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality, then he left for his room carrying all the three items.
The father slapped his forehead, and said, "Damn! It's even worse than I ever imagined..."
"What do you mean?" his wife inquired.
"He's gonna be a politician." the father replied.
Blind Man
Date of Joke: Sunday, 16th October, 2005
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut up."
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me" - Emo Philips
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